Monster gets Fired from Company For Which She is Not Employed

Well, I apparently make a bad reporter for the newspaper. Oh well, one more thing I can't do well. I was late on two stories and missed one all together. I got introduced as "Amazon Woman" to a new person at church by a friend...I was also advised to "go get my spear." I am Amazon Monster...hear me roar. Me Big Chief Tommyhawk. Some days I do not understand my purpose on this earth. I'm a big blob of clay that God has to hacky-sack around to get into shape. But I remember that I am dust.