Helloooooo Poooopy

I woke up this morning, glad that I was getting to stay home for two whole days. I smelled something a little funny when I went up to make Rod's lunch. I figured it was the dog gassing as he had been having AWFUL gas the night before. So bad we had to let him outside. I went back to bed and slept in. When Julianne woke up, I fed her breakfast and then let her play in the living room with me. I noticed she had stopped playing and was now looking at her foot in dismay, which was covered in dog doo doo. She had stepped right in it. I washed her foot off and went to clean up the pile, thinking it was the only one. Then I found four more huge piles of poo. It smelled soooo bad, but I have a cold, so the smell was not as strong as I'm sure it was for anyone else. So I put Julianne in the bathtub to play while I cleaned up the mess. As I had just picked up the last large pile of poo, Julianne stands up in the bathtub and starts yelling "Ewwwww! Ewwwww! Ewwww!" When I look in the bathtub, Julianne has taken a giant dump in the tub. Sigh...just my luck. So I pick it up with a paper towel and flush it down the toilet. Then as I am pulling her out of the bathtub, she takes another, much messier dump all over the tub and floor. Sooooooooo, after I cleaned that up, I had her take a real bath. I put her to bed. Then I went downstairs and found smooshed pile of cat puke that I had already stepped in. I just don't think I can handle it!